You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
as a side note pls kill me
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