he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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