She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
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