Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
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She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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