Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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