So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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