yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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