So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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