This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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