Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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