Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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