My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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