How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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