i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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