We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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