Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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