we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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