So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Randomize
