It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
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