god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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