how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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