I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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