i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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