If i come over, it means nothing
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
And then my night got REAL pukey
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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