just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
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First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
BRING THE BAGELS
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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