So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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