just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
where are you?
Hypothermia
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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