BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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