I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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