My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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