the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
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It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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