it's too hot outside to masturbate.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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