a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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