I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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