I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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