I think I am morally bankrupt
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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