In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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