So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
