We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
