Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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