wat bout pragnant strippers??
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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