all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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