how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
this just has baby written all over it
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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