Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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