Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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