So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
