I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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