I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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