Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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