I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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