I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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