he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
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Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I just found puke in my bra..
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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