I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
