talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Someone stole a lamp last night.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
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