he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
